o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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findchaos:

ChaosLife: Pocket Proposal

A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*

And thanks to our Patreon patrons, this isn’t even the last ChaosLife of the week! Thanks everyone and stay tuned!

*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?

By A. Stiffler [comics | facebook | twitter]

the stuggle

VERY IMPORTANTE


ibelieveinmartinfreeman
:

THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:

  1.  DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT

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  2. DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN

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smaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuug:

bbbbaaaarrrrdddd:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiii:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiii:

Hella dragon dildo

Brining it back

Bitchin’ Soap

Rock hard Anal beads ….. I am concerned 

Nasty Weirdo

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

promettimichetiprenderaicuradime:

radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.

Che cosa bella.

promettimichetiprenderaicuradime:

radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.

Che cosa bella.

hexenhasel:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

So cute

horses  friend  kitty  cat  

applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside

Why change the colors, is purrty in blue

elsa  blue  woosh  

nbchannibal:

If you say so…

citrinenightmare:

I got my beautiful pendant from bekkathyst​. I love it so much! Thank you. ^_^

citrinenightmare:

I got my beautiful pendant from bekkathyst. I love it so much! Thank you. ^_^

pretty  blue  stone  wire  wrapped  pendant  

Disney Princesses + Magical Dress Transformations

toni-tan:

thepottergeist:

madcenturion:

madcenturion:

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties

Especially birthday parties